nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

croutoncat:

a new clothing store for seniors named Forever 81

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

birdvessel:

an accomplishment

(Source: kim-jong-healthy)

frigerator:

i feel bad for adults on disney channel like i feel like they wanted successful acting careers but they couldn’t get any gigs and had to settle for being the bald dad or the hot mom on a show for kids 

(Source: notahoe)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

itsacunterful-life:

Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.

i’m crying.

this is my most favorite thing ever

(Source: snugglybutt)

hami-is-awesome:

(Source: billfuckinghader)

collegehumor:

Hey Honey, Let’s Take a Picture in Front of This Beautiful Barn

Annnd I wore my green shirt.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

 #this man writes pulitzer prize winning books people

#this man is currently talking to the president of the United States

(Source: huntersonahotelbed)

sleep:

when you’re flirting over text and you make a typo